#THEY'RE IDIOTS

[crowley-anthony]

The 'Why are they like this and why am I love in with them?'

[nelkcats]

Lost Contact

Danny fell in love with Bruce Wayne in college. If he was completely honest with himself he didn't even know about Gotham or the outside world by that point, he just knew he had to get away from home for a while and complete his studies.

He didn't expect to run into a playboy billionaire who was supposedly very dumb at his college; Danny knew better, he could tell the difference between the act and the real Bruce, someone truly thoughtful, caring and very smart, but no one but him noticed so he didn't say anything.

They became very good friends despite their obvious latent crush and on graduation day Danny was about to confess when he got a call from home asking for help with the GIW. The halfa had no choice but to say goodbye not wanting to get Bruce in his mess.

When he returned to Gotham months later he learned that Bruce was gone, his butler informed him that he would be back but didn't know when and the halfa returned to Amity in disappointment. He decided to take over the Realms for a while and distract himself with all the responsibilities he had been avoiding.

Years later he was called for a college reunion. Danny was very nervous, he hadn't kept in touch with the outside world but his core was still glowing for the billionaire, he wondered if Bruce would remember him.

Despite his plan to confess his old feelings (and pretend they no longer existed), Danny was unable to do anything but look at Bruce who greeted him with a smile and a small child at his side. The halfa grimaced, maybe he was married?

Bruce seemed excited to see him again and exchanged his contact, asking him not to go off the radar again, the halfa felt a little guilty about it. They continued to communicate over the years. Danny noted with amusement how his crush kept adopting children and calling him for a dinner at the mansion.

[tealottie]

[butdaddyilovehimmm]

SUITS 4.02

"I thought I'd bring something better. Me... across the table from you."

[theshadowsooc]

[eternalbobatea]

Gansey, genuinely worried: ADAM YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT LET ME PAY THE AMBULANCE BILLS ISTG (I swear to Glendower)

Adam fucking Parrish, laying in a pool of his own blood: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound?? Stay out of it

[jheselbraum]

"Zelda loves Link and is stressing about it because surely Link, hero of Hyrule, her favored knight, appointed for her protection, and her closest companion and confidante, doesn't actually harbor romantic feelings for her. Meanwhile, Link is running around in the background devoting 110% of his being to her and would do anything for her and has actually already confessed, like, five times Zelda just didn't pick up on it because she was overthinking it" and "Link loves Zelda and is stressing about it because surely Zelda, Sage of Time, princess of Hyrule, who must marry royal blood, who lives with Link in his fucking house, who has 10,000 years worth of faith and trust in him, who even as a dragon after she lost her self protected Link, his closest companion and confidante, doesn't actually harbor romantic feelings for him. Meanwhile, Zelda is running around in the background toppling the monarchy and reforging the societal fabric of Hyrule so they can be together. She's also confessed like, five times but Link hasn't picked up on it because he's overthinking it" are two concepts that can coexist

[the-pobble-terrarium]

this is how the sleepover should have gone

[that-starry-freak]

"I can fix them"?

NO THEY CAN FIX ME

I SWEAR

[felixeis003]

cody with an acts of service love language keeps doing his general’s flimsiwork for him, except obi-wan does the exact same thing for him and they keep trying to best each other in doing each other’s flimsiwork without the other knowing ofc, because each would insist to do it themselves

Boil : *walking through a room in the Negotiator*

Boil : *sees Cody at a table*

Cody : *furiously working at a mountain of flimsiwork, muttering under his breath*

Boil : *raises eyebrow, keeps on walking*

  *later*

Boil : *walking somewhere else in the Negotiator*

Boil : *sees the general, doing the exact same thing Cody was doing*

Boil : wtf

Waxer : *coming to stand besides Boil* they’ve been doing this exact dance for three days

[gloriaregaii]

My roman empire.

@rh6enys / kai on Tiktok.

[forgetriestowrite]

THEY DID TRIPLE BOULDER-PARCHMENT-SHEARS AGAIN

AND ENDED UP WITH THE SAME RESULT AS LAST TIME

THEY NEVER LEARN

GOD I LOVE THIS CAST

[goldenphoenix4]

bau squabbling like a family playing monopoly pt. 2

morgan, on the phone to garcia: just leave it alone until i get there

*garcia gives an unintelligible yet certainly bratty response*

morgan: hey- hey! hardhead, don't make me spank you when i get back

reid: don't listen to him, garcia! he's all talk!

*morgan hits reid on the back of the head*

reid: jj, he just hit me!

jj, preoccupied by case files: boys, behave, or i will ground you both

[sqswisashitposter]

[butdaddyilovehimmm]

SUITS 9.05

"The lies we tell ourselves."

[sakumira-agashi]

When you get to trauma dump at your boss and coworker's wedding. Based of that one part in the fic where the sexual tension is so suffocating that he had to talk to Francis about it

(Boss with Benefits, omegaverse AU)